Standard library

all of it actually works.

Useful ones

Builtin	What it does
`print(...)` / `yap(...)`	print space-joined values
`rizz(x)`	convert a value to a string
`aura(x)`	convert to a number (`"42"` → `42`, `true` → `1`)
`mog(a, b)`	max
`fanum_tax(a, b)`	`a - b`
`diff(a, b)`	`abs(a - b)`
`abs(x)`	absolute value
`len(x)`	string length or array length
`push(arr, x)`	append to an array (in place)
`pop(arr)`	remove and return the last element
`input()`	read a line from stdin
`rng()`	random float in `[0, 1)`

Truthiness helpers

Builtin	What it does
`sus(x)`	truthiness
`cooked(x)` / `delulu(x)`	`not sus(x)`
`mew(x)` / `looksmax(x)` / `glaze(x)`	identity, but confident

Pure flavor

Builtin	What it does
`touch_grass()`	prints `go outside bro`
`lock_in()`	does nothing, with great focus
`let_him_cook()`	prints `LET HIM COOK.`
`sigma_grindset()`	motivational content
`six_seven()`	prints `bro is 6'7 and this function serves no purpose`. it has no purpose
`ratio(x)`	prints `L + ratio` if truthy, else `W`
`crashout()`	raises a runtime error. do not recover

In action

sigma aura = 100 bro
sigma grindset = [] bro

rizz farm_aura() bro
    aura = aura + 10 bro
    gyatt aura bro
end bro

push(grindset, "mew") bro
push(grindset, "looksmaxxing") bro

print("the grindset: " + rizz(grindset)) bro
print("grindset length: " + len(grindset)) bro
ratio(aura) bro
six_seven() bro
touch_grass() bro

Arrays are reference-counted, so push and pop mutate the array you pass in. No need to assign the result back.